Earlier today, my friends and I had this conversation. It really happened. No lie.
Keep in mind, this all took place in our church's parking lot...and within earshot of several church members:
Me: "Ready to go? We gotta be back in like 30 minutes."
Friend 1: (to Friend 2) "Hold up. You got some leafage on your windshield."
Friend 2: (laughing) "Get it off!"
Me: "She has 'cleavage' on her car? I don't think that's possible."
Friend 1: (yelling) "Oh my Lord, I did NOT say 'cleavage'! She has LEAVES on her car!"
I have a feeling not very many people will want to shake our hands Sunday morning.