Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Why speaking audibly is important.

Earlier today, my friends and I had this conversation. It really happened. No lie.

Keep in mind, this all took place in our church's parking lot...and within earshot of several church members:

Me: "Ready to go? We gotta be back in like 30 minutes."

Friend 1: (to Friend 2) "Hold up. You got some leafage on your windshield."

Friend 2: (laughing) "Get it off!"

Me: "She has 'cleavage' on her car? I don't think that's possible."

Friend 1: (yelling) "Oh my Lord, I did NOT say 'cleavage'! She has LEAVES on her car!"

I have a feeling not very many people will want to shake our hands Sunday morning.

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