So, my dad told me this story about his work, and usually, you'd want to avert your eyes. Because usually, his work stories are a hot mess of geek speak. But rarely, something utterly hilarious arises from his cubicle. Like this:
Dad: My friend and I got in an argument at work today.
Me: Oh yeah? How come?
Dad: Eh, we were just messing around.
Me: What did he say?
Dad: Well, we were going back and forth, and he said he'd eaten a sandwich bigger than me before.
Me: (laughing) He is a pretty big guy.
Dad: Yeah...I told him I'd never buried someone as fat as him, but I can always dig a bigger hole.
Good Lord, I love my dad.