Thursday, May 20, 2010

He's going to get shot one day...

So, my dad told me this story about his work, and usually, you'd want to avert your eyes. Because usually, his work stories are a hot mess of geek speak. But rarely, something utterly hilarious arises from his cubicle. Like this:

Dad: My friend and I got in an argument at work today.

Me: Oh yeah? How come?

Dad: Eh, we were just messing around.

Me: What did he say?

Dad: Well, we were going back and forth, and he said he'd eaten a sandwich bigger than me before.

Me: (laughing) He is a pretty big guy.

Dad: Yeah...I told him I'd never buried someone as fat as him, but I can always dig a bigger hole.

Good Lord, I love my dad.

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