The Boys and Girls Club I volunteer at has become, more or less, a place of comic relief.
And let me tell you, after going to my school for four years, I need comic relief. Actually, just relief in general would suffice, but I'll take what I can get.
Anyways, I thought I'd share some of the funnier moments I've experienced...
Shakayla upon finishing her "makeover" on one of the other volunteers:
Shakayla: "Aight, it's done! It lookin' fabalous."
Volunteer: "Thanks, girl!"
Shakayla: (to everyone else) "Ha! She think her hair lookin' fabalous? No. That ain't fabalous."
Jarone sitting at the bottom of the slide:
Jarone: "No! Come make me!"
Hannah: "You'll just move out of the way right before I get there!"
Jarone: "Nu-huh. Twy (pronnounced tah-wye) it and see."
(whispering extremely loud where Hannah can completely hear him)
"I'ma move before she hits me! Shhhhh..."
Mercedes seconds after meeting me for the FIRST time:
Mercedes: "Aye, man! Come hur!"
Mercedes: "You my boyfran an I'ma give you a kiss."
Arianna and Jameea during music class:
Arianna: "It's so HOT out hur!"
Jameea: "I know! Miss Jamie, I am DYIN'!"
Miss Jamie: "Stop complaining, sit up, and listen or we're calling your parents."
Girls: (in unison) "DAAANNGG! You so MEEEEEAN!"
Hannah giving me a tour of the playground:
Hannah: "This side is my house. That hole is my bed and the slide leads to my pool."
Me: "Sweet! So, what's that side of the playground?"
Hannah: "Oh yeah, that's Texas."